Frank Torres, Orlando Freelance Reporter

Five Funny Things for a Monday

In Uncategorized on October 4, 2010 at 5:06 pm

I hope everyone had an awesome weekend. Things are going great on this end as we all keep roaring towards November 2nd! Here are Five Funny Things for your Monday:

1. Orlando Concerned Ministers “get biblical” on Alan Grayson’s “Taliban Dan” ad: This is clever PR by our religious leaders; and it is PR, whether its intentional or not, to extend the life of what has become one of the biggest political follies of the year… The Taliban Dan ad. It was nice to see the ministers stick up for Dan Webster, since his campaign apparently lacks “the fire” to defend itself , let alone attack, when appropriate. Let’s hope that this initiative as well as the recent ads by the National Republican Congressional Committee will be enough to topple a Congressman that doesn’t play by the rules. The minsters sent Alan Grayson a letter, that I’m sure he will fold into a paper airplane and thrown out of the back of his limousine.

2. The Amway Center Opens: The newest state of the art entertainment complex, that is currently “the envy” of the nation and who is the first performance? The Eagles. Because nothing says modern and hi-tech more, than a 40 year old band and an audience that will no doubt, think that the performance is too loud.

Now, don't lose these Buddy, because they're our only copy, and you'll have to go to Wal-Mart to get them replaced

3. Kendrick Meek’s phone etiquette: Man, I have been in the studio or on the couch at home, during a Kendrick Meek, phone interview and the guy will not get off, of the line. He reminds me of that friend that fills up, all of the space on your voicemail or answering machine. The journalist almost, always has to cut him off at the end of the interview.

Frank, its Kendrick...pickup....pickup...

Britney’s new ink: You know what I was thinking, about ten years ago when Britney Spears was in her prime and had everyman on Earth, drooling over her… “Man, what she needs is a big tatoo on her neck!” Why, oh Britney, why?

Thats, gonna take a lot of photoshop..

Kim Kardashian’s tweet: “Make sure you recognize your self worth”….Thank you, Kim, you have grown wise, since that whole sex tape scandal…

Have a great week, guys!

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